I Wanna Be Your Intern

 

I usually avoid writing about politics. But I have a new muse.

For the record, I'm very grateful to have my freedom of speech.

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I Wanna Be Your Intern
   

Hillary I love your body... of work.
It's clear you've got quite a bum... rap.
But when you finally win your presidency,
I beg you, Hilly, hire me.

F - Bb
F - Bb
Gm - Bb
Gm - C
   
I wanna be your intern, female President Clinton.
I wanna be your intern, when you take over day one.
I wanna be your intern, I bet that you could use one.
Bb - F
Bb - F
C - Bb - F
   
We'd cruise Pennsylvania Avenue.
No Chelsea or Bill, Baby, only me and you.
Just give me your executive order,
And I'll sneak across your Southern border.
We won't get caught, girl, don't be nervous.
I'm gonna be your secret service.
While you're busy Commander In Chiefing
I'll come in for your debriefing.
F - Bb
F - Bb
Gm - Bb
Gm - C
F - Bb
F - Bb
Gm - Bb
Gm - C
   
I wanna be your intern, future President Clinton.
I wanna be your intern and make your press secretary squirm.
I wanna be your intern. You'll get the top when it's your turn.
Bb - F
Bb - F
C - Bb - F
   
You'll be the first girl in the office.
I'll be the first boy under the desk. (Besides whoever worked for James Buchanan.)
I'll find the sweet spot in your caucus.
And keep the evidence off your dress... pants.
If the phone rings at 3 am,
Have no fear, Babe, cause there I am.
If you get hostile feelings all of a sudden,
I'll cause an explosion with your button.
F - Bb
F - Bb
Gm - Bb
Gm - C
F - Bb
F - Bb
Gm - Bb
Gm - C
   

I wanna be your intern, second President Clinton.
Congress is in session. I'm your natural selection.
I wanna be your intern. Let's let the fun times return.

Bb - F
Bb - F
C - Bb - F
   
Trust me Hilly, Baby, I would never lie.
I'll pull my troops out before they permanently occupy.
Gm - Bb
Gm - C
   
Come on, I know you ain't been gettin' it.
Let my growth package fix your deficit.
How bout we take some oil and do some crude exploring?
It'll be so hot baby, we're gonna add to global warming.
Hand me your razor, rip off your pants and blouse.
I'm gonna eliminate bush from the White House
You've got a beautiful Clinton from what I can see.
What's your foreign object policy?
F - Bb
F - Bb
Gm - Bb
Gm - C
F - Bb
F - Bb
Gm - Bb
Gm - C
   

I wanna be your intern, sexy President Clinton.
I wanna be your intern. I'll work hard the whole term.
I wanna be your intern. A cause for national concern.
I wanna be your intern, right up til your impeachment.

Bb - F
Bb - F
Bb - F
C - Bb - F