Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress

 

I want to be a lawyer.... So I can sue my ex's for pain and suffering.

 
 
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Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress

You look so good when you wear that dress
It's negligent infliction of emotional distress.
I gave you my heart and my smile, girl.
You tore them apart, now you're liable.

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It's not fair when what you wear shows off your midriff
If I can't be your man, I'll be your plaintiff.
If I can't take you to bed, I'm gonna take you to court.
I'm gonna hit you where it hurts. I'm gonna hit you with torts.

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When you said you didn't love me no more, that was verbal abuse.
I'm not a violent guy, but I'll throw that book at you.
You said I've changed since we met and you lost your attraction.
Well, my former self and I are gonna file a joint class action.
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It was a crime the way you ended it.
Now I'm gonna recover some damages.
You told me you loved me. That's an oral contract.
You broke it. Now, I've got to get my judgement back.
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When I tell you I love you, you sit there aloof.
My depression and broken heart is my burden of proof. (Res Ipsa Loquitor)
You want your freedom. I want my justice.
I want my money back, inflation adjusted.
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This is not the conclusion I deserve
This song's your subpoena, you've been served.
My deposition shows your love's a fraud, a hoax, a deception.
You don't want to see me no more, well you will... at jury selection
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You broke up with me without my consent.
Baby, with my feelings, you were negligent.
There was a duty of care I expected from you.
You broke that jurisprudence, so I'm going to sue.

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Pick up the phone before my heart explodes.
This is emotional assault, you're breaking civil codes.
I'm gonna have you arrested on probable cause.
Then I'll show the judge you're not just breaking hearts...
You're breaking laws.

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