Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress
I want to be a lawyer.... So I can sue my ex's for pain and suffering. |
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| Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress | |||||
You look so good when you wear that dress |
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| It's not fair when what you wear shows
off your midriff |
E-G A-E E-G A-E |
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| When you said you didn't love me no more,
that was verbal abuse. I'm not a violent guy, but I'll throw that book at you. You said I've changed since we met and you lost your attraction. Well, my former self and I are gonna file a joint class action. |
D-A-E-E D-A-E-E D-A-E-E G-A- |
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| It was a crime the way you ended it. Now I'm gonna recover some damages. You told me you loved me. That's an oral contract. You broke it. Now, I've got to get my judgement back. | E-G A-E E-G A-E |
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| When I tell you I love you, you sit there
aloof. My depression and broken heart is my burden of proof. (Res Ipsa Loquitor) You want your freedom. I want my justice. I want my money back, inflation adjusted. |
D-A-E-E D-A-E-E D-A-E-E G-A- |
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| This is not the conclusion I
deserve This song's your subpoena, you've been served. My deposition shows your love's a fraud, a hoax, a deception. You don't want to see me no more, well you will... at jury selection |
D-A-E-E D-A-E-E D-A-E-E G-A- |
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| You broke up with me without my consent. Baby, with my feelings, you were negligent. There was a duty of care I expected from you. You broke that jurisprudence, so I'm going to sue. |
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Pick up the phone before my
heart explodes. |
D-A-E-E D-A-E-E D-A-E-E G-A- E |
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